A real conversation from my life.
D: Mom, remember that Katydid that we caught in Mr. Cute Teacher's room?
M: Sure, very cool.
D: Did I tell you that Matthew caught a Praying Mantis?
M: Yes, I saw him at conferences, remember?
D: Mr. Cute Teacher put Matthew's Praying Mantis in with the Katydid today. And the Praying Mantis ATE him!
M: (Stunned silence)
D: School is just so cool!